Monday, 30 April 2012

Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se:


Friend 1: Bro, I Got A+ For A Test


Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a testFriend 2: Congratulations, Which test?Friend 1: Blood group test, bro



Faqeer: Allah K Naam Pe 10 Rupy De Do,


Faqeer: Allah k naam pe 10 rupy de do,Admi: kl ana baba,Faqeer: Isi kl kl k chakkar me yahan mere laakhon rupy phsy huye hn.



Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..


Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, ,,Hamary Ghar To Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai, Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,Tum ..



Never Kiss A Police Woman


never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 ..



Pappu: Maa, Mainne Sapana Dekha Ki Mera Ek Paanv Zameen Par Aur Doosara Aasaman Mein Hai!


Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, ..



1 Halki Si Muskuraht Hazaaron Dil Jeet Skti Hai,Zara Hass K To Dekye


1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye ,,,,/////,,,, (@ .. @) () aay haye! aapne to Mehfil ..


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