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This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,
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Aaj Jab Light Gai,
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Lo Mera Ek Sher Arz Hai..
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Penalty For Thinking
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Girl:Bhai Samosy Achy Nai Bny Hn Aaj,
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Forward This Msg To Your Friends And Get
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Exam Me Teacher Ne Nakal Karne Di Aur Kaha Bahar Jake
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If U Care 4 Me - I Care 4 U
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Boyfrnd & Grlfrnd R Like 2 Tyres Of A Vehicle Even If 1 Puncture, D Vehicle Can't Move Further
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Pappu: Maa, Mainne Sapana Dekha Ki Mera Ek Paanv Zameen Par Aur Doosara Aasaman Mein Hai!
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