Rich Son To Father: - Funny SMS Message

If You Are In Tension,

If you are in tension,If nothing seems right,If u find no way out,Then just think of me only once,I will be always thereto INCREASE your tensions..:p:p

Teri Pyari Surat Pe Dil Harun,

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche ..

TajMahal Ko Dekh K Bola Shah Jahan Ka Pota,

TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka Pota,Aaj Hamara bhi Bank Balance hota,Agar Buddha Aashiq na hota...;-p ..

Mobile Ki Dukh Bhari Faryaad..

Mobile Ki Dukh Bhari Faryaad.."Parhty Tum Log Nahi ho,Aur Gaaliyan Mujhy Parti HenTumhary Maa Baap Se"..;-)Hahahaha

Office Wali .......... Ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti HaiGhar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai... Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,... 5 Star Wali.......... zara ..

This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..

Fulo Ki Hasi Gulab Hai,

Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....

Police Officer To Pathan:

Police officer to pathan:Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka DSP hai.Pathan:Tum DSP hy to hum CSW hyPolice:Ye CSW kia hyPathan:CHAPPAL SILAI WALA,