Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,,
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,,Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar..Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,, Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.. :-D
Bivi: Me Aap Ko Chicken Bana Dun??
Bivi: Me Aap ko Chicken Bana Dun???Husband: Nahi Me Insan hi Theek hun,Waddi Aai Jadugarni..;-p
Fire Ko Aag Kahte Hen.
Fire Ko Aag Kahte Hen.Cobra Ko Naag Kahte Hen.Garden Ko Baagh Kahte Hen.Or"Exams" K Time Jo Kaam Na Kare,Use Dimagh Kahte Hen.. ;-pHahahaha
Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya To
Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao! ..
Beggar: Sir Plz Give Me Rs. 6 For Coffee.
Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?Beggar: ..
Lovers Sitting In A Park
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married ..
Where My Intelligence Come From
A little boy went up to his father and asked : ” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ” His father replied : “Well, son, ..
Special Request To All Those Who Call Their Partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" Etc. Etc.
Special request to all those who call their partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" etc. etc.Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops ..
A Light Can Replace Dark..
A Light Can Replace Dark..A Success Can Replace Failure..A Smile Can Replace Pain..But Nothing Can Replace YOU....WHY?....Defected Piece...;-p:)
Ek Aurat Saheli Se:
Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi ..
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & ..
Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-
Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3)Rum De Basanti 4)Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5)Beer Zaara ..
NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?
NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar 18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.Aaj Mere ..
Doctor Apna Pehla Operation
Doctor apna pehla operationMukamal kerne ke baad operationtheater se bahir ayaAurooper daikhte hoe bola:....” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker” ..
Boy: I Am In Love With You, Totally...
Boy: I am in love with you, totally...Girl: Tu Totla! Tela Baap Totla!
Send Some Good Jokes
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes. . . . . . . Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu... After 2 min. Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.
U R Genius,
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
No comments:
Post a Comment