Mother To Teenaged Daughter - Funny SMS Message

Police Officer: I Arrest People, But, When I Go Home, I'm Under House Arrest, By Wife

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by WifeProfessor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get ..

Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. ;-)

Ek Banday Ki Feryaad.. ;-)Me Shohrat ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Protocol ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Aalishan Banglow ka Talib Nahi Hun,.Me Rupey Jama karney ka Talib ..

Colgate Se Dant Saf Krne Ka,

Colgate se dant saf krne ka, Pepsodent se mjbut krne ka, Babul se fresh krne ka.. Agr fir bhi safed nhi huye to.. Bindas HARPIC use ..

Don't Worry - That You Tried To Be Einstein And Failed

Don't Worry - that you tried to be Einstein and Failed...........If Einstein had tried to be you, he'd have failed, too!

Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.

Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.Baap:Puttar Teri Marzi,Ya Aenj Rul,Ya ..

Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..

Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti??Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. ..

Teri Dosti Me Diwane Ho Gaye,

Teri Dosti me Diwane ho gaye,Tujhe apna banate banate Begane ho gaye.Pukaar le ek baar Piyar se Mere DostBandar ki Aawaz sune Zamane ho gaye...;-)