I Was A Newspaper - Funny SMS Message

Ek Pthan' Khawaja Photo Studio Waly Ke Pas Gea, Aur Kehny Laga Yara Ek Tasveer Bna Do"

Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"khawaja ask!Khan shb kia size rakhu"pthan khawaja sepasport ..

Friend 1: I Bought A Guitar That Tells Time

Friend 1: I bought a guitar that tells timeFriend 2: How does it work, bro?Friend 1: Everytime i play it, my neighbors screamsIt is 2 AM, Idiot

Boy: Hey, I Bought A New I-Phone 5s

Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5sGirl: WOW!!Konsi Company ka Hai??Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,Reebok ka Hai..:-D

A Man Goin 2 His Work, Another Man Asks:

A Man Goin 2 His Work, Another Man Asks:“Kahan Ja Raha Hy Bhai?”2nd Rplied: Yar Kaarkhany Ja Rha Hon1st: Aby Ghr Me Khana Nhi Pkta Jo Car Khany Ja ..

I Am Not Old, I Woke Up, I Lifted My Arms, I Moved My Knees, I Turned My Neck. Everything Made The Same Noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"

I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, ..