Monday, 4 February 2013

Evil Made A Mother-in-law - Funny SMS Message


1 Halki Si Muskuraht Hazaaron Dil Jeet Skti Hai,Zara Hass K To Dekye


1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye ,,,,/////,,,, (@ .. @) () aay haye! aapne to Mehfil ..



Jab Me Chota Tha To Andheray Se Dar Lagta Tha,


Jab Me chota tha to Andheray se Dar lagta Tha,Ab jab Bijli ka Bill dekhta ho to RoshniSe Dar lagta hai..;-p



Golfer: Young Man, Why Did You Keep Looking At Your Watch?


Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!



Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar


Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar..Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,..Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,..Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani ..



Mirza Ghalib Kya Khoob Keh Gae Hain,


Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,Wah,Wah......Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo ..


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