If Walking Is Good For Health, The Postman Wud Be Immortal
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A Whale Swims All Day, Only Eats Fish, Drinks Water & Is Still Fat
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A Rabbit Runs & Hops & Lives Only 15 Yrs
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WHILE,,
A Turtle Doesn't Run, Does Nothing, Yet Lives For 450 Yrs.
MORAL:-
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE,
SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL.. :-D
Boy: Ur D Sunshine, Without U, Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. Ur In My Heart, Like D Cloud Wind In D Sky.
Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??
Women Live A Better, Longer & Peaceful Life..
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Laughing Is The Best Medicine,
Laughing Is The Best Medicine,But If U Are Laughing for No Reason,You Need Medicine...;-p
I Am Not Old, I Woke Up, I Lifted My Arms, I Moved My Knees, I Turned My Neck. Everything Made The Same Noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"
I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, ..
Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj Aur Abhi,
Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi, Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai, BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?
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