This Cat, Is Cat, A Cat, Good Cat, Way Cat, To Cat,
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word ..
Pata Nahi Log Mulk Se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??
Pata Nahi Log Mulk se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??Mujh Se To Bister se Bahar hi Nahi Nikla Jata..(,")<)(>Haaye Haaye Sardii...;-)
Boss Hangs A Poster In Office
Boss hangs a poster in office‘I am the boss, dont forget’He returns from lunch,finds a slip on his desk,‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back ..
.,Mrasi: Putra Menu Uthay Dafnai Jithay Har Welay Loki Aanday Janday Sallam Karan
.,Mrasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday sallam karan.Puttar: Aba fer G.T.Road te naa dafna dye qabar di qabar te jamp da jamp. ..
Who Is The Richest??
Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
At A Wedding
At a weddingMe: Aage ka kiya plan hai?Cousin: pehle engineering,phir PHD, phir MBA ka socha hai, aur ap?Me: Qourma khane ka socha hai 😉
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao K
Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao KLog Kahen..:..Tu To Rehne Hi De, Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-DDusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega Aur Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. ..
Main Ladkiyon Ki Driving Ke Khilaaph Bilkul Nahin Hoon,
main Ladkiyon ki driving ke khilaaph bilkul nahin hoon, lekin jara ye bata do ki...achaanak koi saamane aaye to brake ki jagah cheekh maarana kahaan ka ..
Raat Ko Dair Tak Jagny Wala Her Insan Aashiq Nahi Hota,,
Raat ko Dair tak Jagny Wala her Insan Aashiq nahi hota,,Kuch Log Mere jese bhi hoty hen jo,,,Dopehar me So Jaty hen...:-)
Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl:
Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai..Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D
A Person Who Surrenders When He's WRONG,
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,is WISE.A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.!
A Biker Rider Hit A Parrot, Then He Took The Unconscious Bird & Put Her In A Cage With Food & Water.
A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water.Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila ..
Usne Jo Shair Maara To Wah Wah Ho Gai,
Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,..Wah wah wah..Usne jo shair maara to wah wah ho gai,..Maine jo shair maara to shairni bevah ho gai
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