Saturday, 27 December 2014

Newspaper Mein News Aya - Funny SMS Message


When You Get This SMS


When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.



Dunya Me Unhi Logon Ka Sar Ooncha Ha,


Dunya me unhi logon ka sar ooncha ha,Jinky paas whatsapp nhi hai.



Ek American Nai Ek Swami Se Bola,


Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai,Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.



(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???)


(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???) These are my friend and girlfriend funny faces who do not send me funny sms and why ..



Live, Laugh, Love


Live, Laugh, LoveIf that doesn't work,Load, Aim and Fire



A Middle Aged Man Asked The Trainer In Gym:


A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:"I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?".Trainer:"Sir,Use the ATM machine....":-)



A Husband And Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue.


A husband and wife were arguing over some issue.After heated arguments for a long time, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want ..


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