Friday, 16 January 2015

Lab Work - Funny SMS Message


Jab Light Ho Out Of Control,


Jab light ho out of control,.to khirki darwaze khol,.khirki darwaze khol,Chanda mama ko bol!."All IzZ wELL".KESC kia jane public ka kya hoga?.jaan ..



Shadi Me Aik Sardar Boht Dair Se Khana Ka Raha Tha Kisi Ne Poocha Kab Tak Khao Gy,


Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana ka raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy, sardar.. Me tu khud tang hon par kiya kron card pe likha tha "KHANA ..



Whats The Height Of Hope??


Whats the height of hope??It is: sitting in d exam hall,holding the question paper in handn telling your self"dude,dont worry.Exams will get postponed!"



After Drinking:-


After drinking:- Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing. but.. women ..



Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl:


Bengali Boy Proposed A Girl: Mohabbat Meri Sacchi Hai,, Ghar Per Roz Bany Macchi Hai..Bengali Girl Replied: Udi Baba! Ami Tomake Bhalo Bashi.. :-D



Teacher To Half-asleep Pappu In Class, "Who Invented Steam Engine?"


Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"Pappu: What Sir?Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.Moral: ..



Sham Hote Hi Ye Dil Udas Hota Hai,


Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai, Tute khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tmhari yaad aise waqt bohat ati hai, Bandr jb koi aas-pas ..



1 Halki Si Muskuraht Hazaaron Dil Jeet Skti Hai,Zara Hass K To Dekye


1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye ,,,,/////,,,, (@ .. @) () aay haye! aapne to Mehfil ..



Dad – Dear, I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice.


Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.Son – no way..Dad – She is the daughter of world’s richest man.Son – then its done.Then his ..


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