Pathan To Sardar : O Khocha! Tumhara Bivi Aur Tum Ek Hi Hospital Me Job Kerty Ho Kiya??

Pathan to Sardar : O Khocha! Tumhara Bivi aur Tum Ek hi Hospital me Job kerty ho kiya??

Sardar : Ji Khan Sahab! hum Hospital me Doctor hun,

Aur Hamara Bivi Nurse hai.

Pathan : To Tum Apni Bivi ko kiya keh ker Bulaty ho??

Sardar : Bas Khan Sahab, Kiya Bataun,

Apni hi Bivi ko Hospital me SISTER kehna Parta Hai...;-(