Saturday, 1 May 2010

Realise Real Lies - Funny SMS Message


Student: Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Krte Hen,


Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?::Sir:Ziyada 3,5 na kr.9,2,11 hoja.Warna 5,7 mar dunga.6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ..



Delhite Girl 1 - Mere Paas Property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, Bank Balace Hai, BMW Car Hai Tumhare Paas Kaya Hai??


Delhite Girl 1 - Mere paas property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, bank balace hai, BMW Car hai tumhare paas kaya hai?? Delhite Girl 2- Oye Mere ..



Sms Krenge Tmhe Bhari Bhari,


Sms krenge tmhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hme badi pyari, Ye sms milte hi sms kro, Kyoki hme psand nhi sms ki udhari!!!!!!



After Reading The Form Filled By Santa, The Interviewrr Said: We Do Have An Opening For You.


After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewrr said: We do have an opening for you.Santa: What is it?Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... ..



Mere Pass Facebook Hai, Twitter Hai, Orkut Hai....


Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai.... tumhare pass kya hai.....? Smart answer: mere pass "Aur bhi kaam hain"....


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