Wednesday, 5 December 2012

LOVERS Photo In Your Purse


Santa: Just Fancy, My Wife Even Takes My Shoes Off With Her Own Hands.


Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.Banta: When you come in at night?Santa: No, when I want to go out!



At 18 A Lady Is Like A Footbal


At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man ..



Father:Jao Beta Meray Leay 1 Glass Pani Lay Ao,


Father:Jao beta meray leay 1 glass pani lay ao,Beta:Abu mai nae ja sakta mai game khail raha hu,Dosra Beta:Chorye ABU yeh to hai he batameez.......AAP ..



Minister To Wife: Sach Sach Batao, Kitni Bar Humse Bewafai Ki Hai ?


Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ? WIFE: 3 Baar,MINISTER: kab kab? Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, ..



Wen A Girl Cancels A Date, It's Because "she Has Some Genuine Cause",


Wen a girl cancels a date, it's because "she has some genuine cause", but when a boy cancels a date, it's because "he has two". ..


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