Tuesday, 8 March 2016

Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls


A Daughter Sends A Telegram


A daughter sends a telegram to her father, on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: father, your daughter has been successful in BED



What Do You Call A Wife


What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?



Chor Ek Ghar Me Chori Karne Gaya,,


Chor Ek Ghar me Chori karne gaya,,,Wahan likha tha Tijori todne ki Zarurat nahi hai, Button dabao Tijori Khul jaygi...Chor ne Button dabaya, Alarm Baj ..



Branch Manager


Siripala gets ready , wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Siripala : “I’ve been promoted ..


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