Father:Jao Beta Meray Leay 1 Glass Pani Lay Ao,

Where My Intelligence Come From

A little boy went up to his father and asked : ” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ” His father replied : “Well, son, ..

Pucha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne,

Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha, bhul to nhi skte,bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.....funny ..

Doctor Implants A New Ear To A Man.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s earDoctor: It makes no differenceMan: It does,Now I hear everythingbut understand ..

Meri Harkaton Ko Yehi Soch Ker Muaaf Ker Dena,

Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,"Dosto",,K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-pHahaha

Michael Jackson Didn't Die By Drugs,

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs, those were rumours! . . He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps ..

Hey ! There Hav Been Many Many Times When I Disturbed U, Troubled U, Pestered U, Irritatd U,buggd U, But On This I Jus Wana Tel Tat

Hey ! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on this I jus wana tel tat " ..

1 Admi Apne Dost K Ghr Gya,

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.Admi:Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?Bcha:Ji wo to bzar gye hn.Admi:Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.Bcha:Wo ..