Wednesday, 5 September 2018

Monkeys Like You Should Be Kept In The Zoo


The Inventor Of The Snooze Button Is Dead. His Funeral Will Take Place Tomorrow...


The inventor of the snooze button is dead. His funeral will take place tomorrow..............at 6:00, 6:08, 6:16, 6:24 and 6:32!



Delhite Girl 1 - Mere Paas Property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, Bank Balace Hai, BMW Car Hai Tumhare Paas Kaya Hai??


Delhite Girl 1 - Mere paas property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, bank balace hai, BMW Car hai tumhare paas kaya hai?? Delhite Girl 2- Oye Mere ..



A Doctor Got A Call From A Woman, "My Husband Just Swallowed The Aspirins, What Shall I Do?"


A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?"The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what ..



Shq Ke School Me Naya Mahoul Taiyar Ho Gaya,


shq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya, Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya, Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya, Puri class fail ..



Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya K


Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya KTum Uski Ebadat Kero..Namaz Parho,,Rozay Rakho..Quran Parho..Uska Zikr Kero..Deeni Kitaben Parho...Per Tum,,,,,SMS ..


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Kitnay Anm0l H0te Hain Ye M0habbat K Rishtay Bhi,♥

Kitnay anm0l h0te hain ye M0habbat k rishtay bhi,♥ Ta'luq t0ot Bhi jaye t0u Chahat phir bhi rehti hai. .