Thursday, 26 July 2007

Once Upon A Time There Was Someone,somebody And Mad.


Laughing Is The Best The Medicine.


Laughing is the best the medicine.But,if you are laughing without a reason,you need medicine.



Ek Ladki Sadak Par Akeli Jaa Rahi Thi, Pichhe Se Ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya?


Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi ..



A Girl To Doctor On Phone:


a girl to doctor on phone:Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?Doctor: Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...



Student In A Hostel (Dost Se):


Student in a Hostel (Dost se): Yaar Dhokha ho gaya..Dost: Kyon kya hua?.Student: Maine Papa se Books ke liye Paise Mangwaye,MagarPapa ne Books hi Bhej ..



Unless You Have 10 Hrs Of Free Time, Never Ask A Woman


Unless you have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman......"What's wrong?"



Baithe Tere Khayalo Me, Kore Kagaz Pe Likha Tera Naam… Tasvir Bhi Bana Dali Aur Likha Ye Paigam..


Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ..



Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha:


Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha: "Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.??Sardar: Puttar Likh De, Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D



Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..


Two Tigers were resting under a tree..Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.Tiger could not make out & asked,“What was that?”2nd Tiger smiled and said:....Fast ..



(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???)


(?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (?_?), (�??�), (?_?), (.`_.�), (?� ?? ?�),(???) These are my friend and girlfriend funny faces who do not send me funny sms and why ..



Hr Jagah Toofan Sa Aya Hai,


Hr jagah Toofan sa Aya hai, Charo taraf hahakar machaya hua hai, Jisko dekho lb pe 1 hi naam chaya hai, Jb bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sb ..


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